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yogHURT -- it’s PRO-BIOTIC for PRO PERFORMANCE.

INFUSED WITH B VITAMINS AND CAFFEINE AND JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF ANGER. PROTEIN FOR YOUR PRO TEAM.

DELIVERED RIGHT TO YOUR HOUSE, OR YOU CAN SPEEDRUN OVER TO YOUR LOCAL GROCER’S DAIRY ZONE.

... so many business plans. Almost all of them quite bad.

Date: 2017-08-11 08:19 pm (UTC)
tim: Tim with short hair, smiling, wearing a black jacket over a white T-shirt (Default)
From: [personal profile] tim
How much sleep are you getting? ;)

Date: 2017-08-11 08:49 pm (UTC)
tim: Tim with short hair, smiling, wearing a black jacket over a white T-shirt (Default)
From: [personal profile] tim
Free advertising slogan: "Less likely to give you heavy metal poisoning than Soylent"

Date: 2017-08-12 02:15 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] simrob
Hmm, positive...

More likely to give you animated pixel sunglasses than Soylent!

*soylent* *explosion of magma* *thumbs* *refreshing yogurt*

Date: 2017-08-12 05:36 pm (UTC)
tim: Tim with short hair, smiling, wearing a black jacket over a white T-shirt (Default)
From: [personal profile] tim
Yogurt makes me free-associate to yoga. Maybe you can do a spin-off set of yoga classes aimed at gamers. Chill out and be mindful so you can be more focused on killing d00dz or whatever. After all, yoga originated with monks who wanted to be able to sit in meditation for hours without pain... there's an obvious extension to wanting to sit and play games for hours!

Date: 2017-08-16 04:41 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] ikeepaleopard
I prefer their competitor HogYurt.
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