You know, I just got a state-of-the-art kitchen appliance system installed in my apartment.  Yeah, the sink loads up into the cabinet above for extra storage space, and it emerges when you flip a switch.  Actually, I hooked it up to a voice recognition device so now all I have to do to get it to download is say "emerge sink"

OK, OK, that was way more trouble then it was worth, especially for such a relatively obscure reference, but I had to try.  *SIGH*, I guess my ability to make puns has just gone down the drain.  It's all wet.  I mean, it's just plumb rotten.

Alright, that's enough.

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