"method of concealing partial baldness"

[alexr_rwx]

There are certain times when one's degree surprise and disgust that can only be expressed with a Housman reference, and others when only a string of profanity will do. And then, very rarely admittedly, certain circumstances call for both: Not only "Mithridates!" but also "Holy fscking shit!"

The combover is patented, and has been since 1975. Thank you, /. One wonders how that particular alert reader discovered this travesty...

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Re: Indeed,

[oniugnip.livejournal.com]

Ooh... I hadn't considered the sneezing sounds... may have to give that one a try next time around.