Oooh! Oooh! Since I'm Person B, I know who Person A is!

And you misquoted me. You were all about liking Person A, but since you were grossly ignorant of something regarding him, I concluded that you can't really pay that much attention to him.

And, Will, dude, what is it with you and strippers? I mean, honestly, if I was naive and looking to find Jesus, you'd kinda set a nonBiblical example, y'know? I'm just curious.