That, Mr. Anderson... is the sound of inevitability...

There's a particular set of languages for which it'd be a good deal more complex to write an interpreter than, say, a translator that spits out C code. Brainfuck is one of those languages. It's just one of those oddities that people who like computer languages tend to know about. Larry Wall makes jokes about it.

So, of course, I had to go and write a BF-to-C translator. It was inevitable. It was also pretty trivial. This will probably never be useful to anybody, but I'm chalking this up to art for art's sake.