"method of concealing partial baldness"

There are certain times when one's degree surprise and disgust that can only be expressed with a Housman reference, and others when only a string of profanity will do. And then, very rarely admittedly, certain circumstances call for both: Not only "Mithridates!" but also "Holy fscking shit!"

The combover is patented, and has been since 1975. Thank you, /. One wonders how that particular alert reader discovered this travesty...