the algorithm is named after a historical prick

It's not that I have anything personal or professional against ask.com (I do think they were cooler when they were Ask Jeeves and they had a cute cartoon logo and focused on natural-language responses)... but hijacking their viral marketing campaign is probably the moral thing to do.

I present these links, the text of two of which make true propositions -- only one of these is strictly true -- which one?
THE ALGORITHM CONSTANTLY FINDS JESUS
THE ALGORITHM KILLED JEEVES
THE ALGORITHM IS BANNED IN CHINA
THE ALGORITHM IS FROM JERSEY

(come on, ask dudes. don't try to fake the cool. I'm not impressed, and it'd be better to come up with something different than just trying to be the runner-up Google... or the runner-up Cartoon Network, for that matter.)