I mean, there's the guy in Midtown who walks his pig

Our neighbors, Natalie and Paul, take their kitties out for walks on a leash. I think Mylk and Andre could do that too -- surely they'd love going to explore the great outdoors! I just need to get harnesses and leashes.

Yeesh. It gets dark early, especially when you sleep until noon. I'm ready for spring.

OK, I should do something productive today...