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Alex R ([personal profile] alexr_rwx) wrote2007-03-08 12:38 am

profit!!

Business plan:

- Design a relatively lightweight, nice-looking centaur costume such that the back legs move in some non-sucky way. This may be very difficult.
- Produce them on a large scale.
- Sell them to people who want centaur costumes: a cursory googling shows a bunch of forum posts from people who want to make them or already took a stab. Laura [livejournal.com profile] laurapatt notes that marketing needs to be done at Furry conventions.
- Laugh all the way to the bank [0].

Comments? Suggestions? Designs for costumes?

[0] No, really. While in transit to the bank, don't stop laughing at all. The whole way.

ETA: A guy from a forum, who said he was working on a design, emailed me back with some pictures. I think it looks pretty good. The legs don't move much; he says they "spring back" a little bit. So we have an army of shuffling horse-people?

[identity profile] gtv42.livejournal.com 2007-03-08 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
Think the furries would mind having their knees broken?
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[identity profile] oniugnip.livejournal.com 2007-03-08 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
If they try to muscle in on our market, they won't have a choice!

[identity profile] gtv42.livejournal.com 2007-03-08 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, I totally saw the word "centaur" and thought "satyr". So, oops.
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[identity profile] oniugnip.livejournal.com 2007-03-08 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
We can do those too. Our economic empire will know no bounds, and bards will forever sing of the endless, rolling profits... probably while ordering costumes from us online!