profit!!

[alexr_rwx]

Business plan:

- Design a relatively lightweight, nice-looking centaur costume such that the back legs move in some non-sucky way. This may be very difficult.
- Produce them on a large scale.
- Sell them to people who want centaur costumes: a cursory googling shows a bunch of forum posts from people who want to make them or already took a stab. Laura laurapatt notes that marketing needs to be done at Furry conventions.
- Laugh all the way to the bank [0].

Comments? Suggestions? Designs for costumes?

[0] No, really. While in transit to the bank, don't stop laughing at all. The whole way.

ETA: A guy from a forum, who said he was working on a design, emailed me back with some pictures. I think it looks pretty good. The legs don't move much; he says they "spring back" a little bit. So we have an army of shuffling horse-people?

Comments

[gtv42.livejournal.com]

Think the furries would mind having their knees broken?

[oniugnip.livejournal.com]

If they try to muscle in on our market, they won't have a choice!

[gtv42.livejournal.com]

You know, I totally saw the word "centaur" and thought "satyr". So, oops.

[oniugnip.livejournal.com]

We can do those too. Our economic empire will know no bounds, and bards will forever sing of the endless, rolling profits... probably while ordering costumes from us online!

[dinoflagellatio.livejournal.com]

Profit sounds pretty good to me!

[oniugnip.livejournal.com]

With enough money, you can get an arbitrarily big alarm clock to wear around your neck!