OK so my friend Seth had (has?) a little homemade poster on his wall, with a bit of a Fig Newtons wrapper and a bit of a Choco Leibniz wrapper, with the Q&A
Q: How to get a cookie named after you?
A: Invent the calculus!
and I figured you would appreciate that.
SEPARATELY:
I presume that a reason for the current package size is a mix of "how many do people generally want at a particular price" and "how many will a household generally eat before they go stale". SO, what if Big Newtons came in a dispensing mechanism with, like, a negative airflow unit or one of those mechanisms people use on wine to keep the air locked out?
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Date: 2020-08-04 01:55 pm (UTC)Q: How to get a cookie named after you?
A: Invent the calculus!
and I figured you would appreciate that.
SEPARATELY:
I presume that a reason for the current package size is a mix of "how many do people generally want at a particular price" and "how many will a household generally eat before they go stale". SO, what if Big Newtons came in a dispensing mechanism with, like, a negative airflow unit or one of those mechanisms people use on wine to keep the air locked out?