"method of concealing partial baldness"

[alexr_rwx]

There are certain times when one's degree surprise and disgust that can only be expressed with a Housman reference, and others when only a string of profanity will do. And then, very rarely admittedly, certain circumstances call for both: Not only "Mithridates!" but also "Holy fscking shit!"

The combover is patented, and has been since 1975. Thank you, /. One wonders how that particular alert reader discovered this travesty...

Comments

Indeed,

[(Anonymous)]

although I would put 'Holy fscking shit!' in line behind something even more potent, like maybe 'What the holy fsck were those gvddamn fscking mother fsckers thinking?' Or maybe just making sneezing sounds is the best option.


--Andrew

Re: Indeed,

[oniugnip.livejournal.com]

Ooh... I hadn't considered the sneezing sounds... may have to give that one a try next time around.