BIG NEWTONS
Aug. 3rd, 2020 11:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
The packages that Fig Newtons and their more socially-conscious counterparts, Fig Newmans, come in, are way too small. As a family of three newton enthusiasts, we blow through a package really fast, like a day or two.
UNEXPLORED BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY: what if they came in packages of like 3x as many newtons?
Lindsey suggests they should be called "Big Newtons". I think it's a winner but we'll have to run it by some focus groups.
UNEXPLORED BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY: what if they came in packages of like 3x as many newtons?
Lindsey suggests they should be called "Big Newtons". I think it's a winner but we'll have to run it by some focus groups.
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Date: 2020-08-04 01:55 pm (UTC)Q: How to get a cookie named after you?
A: Invent the calculus!
and I figured you would appreciate that.
SEPARATELY:
I presume that a reason for the current package size is a mix of "how many do people generally want at a particular price" and "how many will a household generally eat before they go stale". SO, what if Big Newtons came in a dispensing mechanism with, like, a negative airflow unit or one of those mechanisms people use on wine to keep the air locked out?